Top 15 Clapbacks To ‘When Are You Getting Married Ah?’
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At almost every family occasion, you’d always get that one aunt or couple that’ll question your love live. For those who are in a relationship, it may be the most awkward question to answer. But for those who’s idea of ‘date night’ is to cuddle with a furry pet (like me), this question is the most annoying question to be asked.
We asked some of our friends the question and made this list of CNY-approved sassy clapbacks to “When are you getting married, ah?” Use it with precaution. You might get disowned.
1. “When I get enough money for myself in case I ever get a divorce” – alexthegaylion
2. “On my wedding day” bih – _its_blackbarbie__lilly
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3 “Jodoh tengah enjoy… jodoh dah puas enjoy dia muncul la tu..” – y4yaa
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4. “They don’t ask me that cause no one thinks I’m getting married” – reenoshakrish
5. “I would say Gggggghost!!!” – amin
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6. “‘Oh my…’ is my response. They have been asking me same question for 5 years. I’m not surprised lol ♂” – abidaniel
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7. “I’d be like chill, I don’t even have a job yet or a bf” – Eli
8. “It depends… is it an arranged marriage?” – Samantha
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9. “For me, when my parents ask me whether I have a bfriend I tell them I might be gay. Then they stop asking” – Hazel
10. “Just say Inshallah” – seagog
11. “‘When Kim Kar-trashian admits she has a huge a$$” – nurmn
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12. “I got married yesterday dy auntie” – Christine
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13. “When the coral reefs starts growing back again.” – Bryan
14. “Find me someone as loyal as my dog, then come ask me again.” – ilovemeandmymrpudding
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15. “When the women in my life stop running away from me.” – aidiljeffery
Got anymore hilarious clapbacks? Let us know below in the comment section below!
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