With phenomenal lyrics like “DON’T FORGET TO GRIND YOUR TEETH WITH A TOOTHBRUSH,” and “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 F**K YOU ALL THESE NUMBERS AND I STILL GIVE ZERO F**KS BOUT YOU,” Armless Dentist’s latest EP, Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia (which is the scientific term for a brain-freeze), is exactly what it sounds like.
Comprising Claire Choo and Darell Laser (also from Yumi, Quite Quiet, and Forests), the enigmatic duo describes their sound as “rainbow of death power-violence.” Expect gentle acoustic riffs seared with aggressive screeching about the importance good oral hygiene. With three albums to date carrying this very same message with the same alarming sense of urgency, it seems like they just really care about your teeth.
The EP streams for an impressive total of three minutes, so it probably shouldn’t take too much time out of your busy schedule to give them a listen or two.
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