The Festival Survival Guide: For the Music Fest n00b

By Alif Omar Mahfix  •  16 Mar 2012 in Features

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TRANSPORTATION TIPS

Held in Sepang International Circuit, Future Music Festival Asia is a distance away from the city centre.

1. Carpool. Save other people traffic trouble at the venue and save yourself from having to drive back home inebriated on your own.

2. You’re never going to get a parking space near the venue. Let go of that dream and find a farther spot. If you can walk around our megamalls, a few hundred metres won’t hurt.

3. Know your route. Get GPS help at least, failing to do so, there’s always Google Map.

 

GET OVER YOURSELF

Nothing will happen to your satisfaction, so take a step down from the pedestal and realise that;

–       You will have to share personal space with a lot of people, it’s going to be packed!

–       Food and drinks will be sold at a higher price, and most likely sub par at best.

–       Your personal hygiene has to be sacrificed. It’s 12 hours long, and for a good time it will be under the scorching sun. There’s nothing you can do about your sweaty underarms.

–       You will have to use incredibly foul portable toilets. Percentage of having something unsavoury splashed on you is high.

–       You might witness chemicals being consumed, both legal and illegal. If in any case, don’t fool around a drugged up hipster! They can be like a King Cobra, clam one minute and filling you with venom the next.