JUICE Diabolically Big Guide to FMFA ’13

By Alif Omar Mahfix  •  08 Mar 2013 in Features

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THE COMPLETE HANDBOOK TO SURVIVING FMFA ‘13

U IS FOR UV
A tad weird to bring two opposites – ponchos and sunscreens – but that’s what you get when you live in tropical weather. Stubborn punters will come out looking like turkey roasted to golden perfection.

V IS FOR VIP TREATMENT
The 1st Class VIP Arena features swankier and air conditioned interior. With F&B and bar inside, DJs playing (see page 12 for a full list), and the comforts of a club, you won’t feel the need to venture outside. Unlucky for some of you, VIP tickets are completely sold out!

W IS FOR WELLINGTONS
Another festival staple. Staggering through mud while keeping your feet clean is the only reason to ever look like a hipster Phua Chu Kang.

X IS FOR XPAX
The official broadband provider of FMFA ’13, Celcom will provide wifi service at La Canteena and is the stream host of Armin Van Buuren’s A State of Trance 600 radio show on the first day.

Y IS FOR YOU
Most importantly, you should have fun. Abide by the rules, come with friends, try out new music, go for both days, and get laid by the end of it all. To borrow a much maligned meme; YOLO.

Z IS FOR ZEN
Don’t ruin your festival experience by getting your face up in some drunken bro. Patience is the virtue of festival-goers – walk away and rave your arse off.