JUICE Diabolically Big Guide to FMFA ’13

By Alif Omar Mahfix  •  08 Mar 2013 in Features

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THE COMPLETE HANDBOOK TO SURVIVING FMFA ‘13

H IS FOR HYGIENE
It’s always important to keep the environment around you in mind. Like most things, prevention is better than cure when it comes to keeping the venue clean, so do try your best to reduce littering. Also, it is important to remember that other people are there to have fun too. So if you’re going to smoke, don’t blow it in other people’s faces, or if you’re blocking someone behind you a fair bit, you could be courteous and offer him/her to stand in front of you to catch the show.

I IS FOR INSTALLATIONS
Who knew a carnival-esque approach to the festival could be such a big hit? FMFA is bringing back the expected favourites from last year and then some. ¡Ay, caramba!

Ferris Wheel
Bigger and better, it’s last year’s Ferris wheel times 3, or maybe 4!

Reverse Bungee
If falling off a bridge while strapped to an elastic rope has become blasé to you, how about you shoot off the grounds dozens of feet up? Expect the reverse bungee to be there too.

Darts
A new addition, iDarts’ machines will make an appearance at the VIP tents. Because VIPs prefer to drink, eat, and play darts while the rest of us watch a badass concert.

J IS FOR JUICE
This booklet is brought to you by JUICE. Sorry, we just had to insert a self-serving pointer here.

K IS FOR KICKING & MOSHING
Smug hipsters and music elitists with arms crossed or hands akimbo, what the hell are you doing? You paid that much to see acts we rarely get here, so kick and mosh your way through the crowd to anything from dubstep, d’n’b, and heck, even Rita Ora. We’ll join you.