These Avengers Inspired “Toys” Are a Comic Geek’s Dream Kink

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Some time last year when Star Wars: The Last Jedi hit theatres, we saw pictures of sex toys inspired by the mythos that covered almost every popular character from the Star Wars saga. You could get your hands on Yoda’s dong (which is quite massive, honestly) and even a full-on Dark Side bondage kit, these are definitely made for those who enjoy a good Force choke.

Lucky for you kinky people, Australian company Geeky Sex Toys is now back at it again with a range of sex toys inspired by Marvel Studio’s Avengers: Infinity War. This is a good time to profit out of the movie’s hype, even politicians are doing it so why not an adult toy company right?

If any of you want to experience the power of Thanos, maybe this version of it can help you.

Behold, the Infinity Fist. Resembling Thanos’ famous golden gaunlet, it even features the stones’ casing! It’s naturally not true to size, because human bodies have limits. Even so, we think it looks like it’s gonna hurt but then again, it’s the Mad Titan. Sex or not, it’s bound to get hard.

If you’re not into fisting and prefer a more traditional dildo, there’s the enormous Hulk Dong and even Groot’s Big Root.

There’s obviously more than just dildo and fists, ’cause straight men want some action too! If you’ve ever fantasised about getting it on with Black Widow (you probably have, like, 300 times), there’s a branded fleshlight after her called Agent Getsmeoff or shoot it into space with Gamora’s Cumora (we lol-ed at that).

It doesn’t end there, we don’t wanna miss out on those who like some butt action. Who’s gonna save the day? Captain Anal, of course.

Check out the rest of the Indulger: Pleasure Wars collection including the Orgasms of the Galaxy:

 

The best design I’ve seen is probably the Möan-lnir aka Thor’s hammer. Does it really look like a dildo, though? Whatever it is, you’re gonna get hammered afterwards. You’re welcome, kinky nerds.

(source: Hangat)

 Thanks to Geeky Sex Toys for their utterly punny and creative products, you can now live that superhero action fantasy, if you get what I mean.