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With a sales pitch like that, there’s no way these guys can fail. I was surfing around for a birthday e-card, when lo and behold, www.someecards.com came into my line of fire. I’m not the kind of guy who would usually send e-cards, and this site caters to people of exactly my ilk. Online greetings of questionable taste are here for just about any occasion, and in ginchy (yes I’m conversant in Beatnik slang, sue me) designs to boot. Choice cuts include:

Cards for friends!
Cards to flirt with!
Get well soon cards!
Cards for co-workers!
And of course…
Birthday cards!

I think I may have just found my one-stop destination for all my future correspondence. Change your e-mail address.