what the …?!

By azwanmahzan  •  22 Aug 2006 in News

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Read about this on Google News this morning, and I’ve been scratching my head ever since. Apparently, Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof has come out with a statement that international terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden is so obsessed with rnb diva Whitney Houston that he considered giving her a stately mansion in the suburbs of Khartoum, Sudan. Waitaminnit, isn’t she married? Not a problem for the O-man: Boof says that he regularly spoke to her about assassinating Mr. Houston, Bobby Brown. Quite casually, too. No way of knowing if all this is fact or a fat sack, so… yeah.

It’s not right, but it’s OK… what am I saying? It’s not okay, okay?

(More lurid details in this Daily Mail article. Eww.)