There’s a saying that a person changes with time but goddammit, did time have to turn Stone Cold-drinks-beer-and-crushes-the-can-on-his-opponent’s-skull-Steve Austin into a ninny whom enjoys fancy cocktails? It didn’t, but imagine if that had happened. What’s next? The Undertaker wants to take on St. Peter’s role? Stop the madness! Stone Cold was approached by Buzzfeed to try out a bunch of ‘diabetes and no buzz’ type of drinks like a Jolly Rancher shot and an Appletini — he claims that an Appletini a day keeps the doctors away, from an alcoholic’s point of view, of course — to name a few. Most of his comments included ‘dog shit’ in it which probably isn’t too far off the mark. We have to take his word for it and that’s the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.
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