Sexy Bald Men Aren’t Happy Prince William Was Crowned The World’s Sexiest Bald Man

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Ummmm… Ok? source: Vanity Fair

The internet wasn’t having it after a survey by cosmetic surgery company Longevita crowned Prince William the world’s sexiest bald man.

Without any scientific reasoning, the study released last week, found the prince had been described as “sexy” 17.6 million times in blogs, reports and pages found through Google search.

The list also includes, in descending order, Mike Tyson, Jason Statham, rapper Pitbull, Michael Jordan, Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.

Since Stanley Tucci was not on the list, fans mocked the survey in outrage, with one user on Twitter saying “How dare we all watch Stanley Tucci make cocktails for the last year and not vote him sexiest bald man.”

Oh, Stanley Tucci. source: Matador Network

Another user wrote on Twitter, “Look, regardless of your opinion of the royal family, I think we can ALL agree that this is Stanley Tucci erasure and it shall not stand.”

The actor, known in films such as The Devil Wears Prada and The Lovely Bones among others, went on Instagram and posted a collage of himself and other bald persons as a joke.

He included Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One from 2016’s Doctor Strange and Ryan Reynolds, who clearly has a head of hair (that goddamn handsome man).


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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who came at number nine on the list, also took to Twitter and wrote “How in the cinnamon toast f**k does this happen – when Larry David clearly has a pulse? #demandingrecount” – which was a Jerry Seinfield reference.