Baby Grand Master

They call it the ‘King of Video Instruments’ in the website. If you have got a large amount of money to blow, Gardner Post offers this Baby Grand Master instrument for your DJing skills to super babe magnet item. The features and specs look like they were written in Danish and the mixer looks like it was pulled from an alien spacecraft. It has an ultra (ULTRA) white reflective projection surface. Oh, and it’s built into a Baby Grand Piano.

This beauty forgoes the typical keys for a swank AV system, as users will be graced with dual Pioneer DVJ-X1 DVD Players, a trio of Marshal LCD monitors, and an Edirol V-4 video mixer – and that’s just the video front. As far as audio is concerned, you’ll find an Allen and Heath Xone 92 audio mixer, dual 15-inch subwoofers, an 18-incher to handle the low-lows, a 12-inch subwoofer strictly for bragging rights, 3 bullet tweeters, and an AB 1,100-watt amplifier to provide the juice. The 12-inch subwoofer, hydraulic legs and lid and neon details puts it out of your price range, so you’ll just have to drool over these pics.

We’d be afraid to get our fingers anywhere near this (without scrubbing them with bleach first).

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