Kanye Doesn’t Twit

By Kevin Yeoh  •  15 May 2009 in News

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The Louis Vuitton Don got mad on his blog with the fake Kanye West Twitter accounts, username ‘kanyewest’ and ‘MrKanyeWest’, that are lurking online. Kanye spat fire because it was misleading for his followers to think it was really him when he is in fact “busy being creative most of the time, and if I’m not and I’m just laying on a beach I wouldn’t tell the world,” according to him. In typical all caps locked and numerous exclamation marks, Kanye blogged “Why would I use Twitter???,” he asked. Click to see his angsty post. You’ve been warned.

The blog post says,

“(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A F**KING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F**KING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F**KING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!
05.13.2009”

We think Twitter got scared and followed his instructions in caps lock key with 9 exclamation marks by removing the ‘kanyewest’ account. Oooh snap!

Source Guardian