5 Minutes with Smek of Killer Calculateur
One fourth of Killeur Calculateur, JUICE is hooked on Smek.
What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
What’s that foul smell? Oh, I forgot to throw away the dead panther under my bed.
Name the worst job you’ve had to do?
Working as a retail assistant at a boutique in KLCC. Who the hell buys ugly expensive jeans anyway? Right, Jehan Miskin?
What do you do before you go on stage?
We stretch out ‘n’ shake hands.
When was the last time someone hit on you?
I can’t remember. That’s neither a bad nor a good thing come to think of it.
What’s the coolest thing in your room?
My air conditioning.
Who’s your all-time favourite hero?
Batman. But none of the movie Batmans though. Batcrap.
When was the last time you cried?
A few months ago. Sh*t ain’t going down right lately.
Who would you most likely invite for dinner?
Hungry, homeless people. Hope they like Ramly Burger.
What would you change about yourself?
Shave and cut my hair more often. And be polite to nerds.
Check out Smek’s band at www.myspace.com/killeurcalculateur.